Dear Parking Ticket Man
Jan10

Dear Parking Ticket Man

Dear parking ticket man who works in Bremerton, Please stop picking on me! I cannot stand the parking situation in Bremerton it is horrible.  I know it’s not the parking man’s fault but sometimes I think they honestly pick on people.  I have now received 3 different tickets out front of my own house!  Yes you heard me right 3 different tickets out front of where I live.  So today I decided to stick it to the man and go to court to fight my recent violation. I arrived 15 mins early just to show that I was serious about it and I dressed up prepared to defend my case in a justly manor.  I sat down in the second seat in the front row and patiently listened to a man pleading his case in regards to a parking ticket.  It didn’t take long to pick up that this man was very upset.. for the next hour he fought the judge on how messed up the parking system is while everyone nodded in agreement and I quietly said amen.  He accused the parking men of stalking him and called their boss an “ass” and sadly that’s when his ongoing streak of progress ended.  The judge did not side with him. I had so much fun sitting there listening to him and mumbling to my fellow parking criminals about how upset we were.  Truth is I wasn’t really that upset, sure its annoying and no one wants to pay, but I was mainly amused from everyone getting so worked up over a silly ticket.  I saw opportunity to have a little fun.  I would shake my head and agree when someone would point out how the parking system is corrupted and out to get us all.  It was probably the best time I could have had in a...

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